Thanks Roy for this gem!

A woman was flying from Seattle to San Francisco.

Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the

way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay,

and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the

plane would re-board in 50 minutes.. Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. A man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the

lady was blind because her guide dog lay quietly underneath

the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight. He could also tell she had flown this very flight before

because the pilot approached her, and Calling her by name, said, "Kathy, we are in

Sacramento for almost an

hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your

legs?" The blind lady said, "No thanks, but maybe Buddy would like to

stretch his legs." Picture this:

All the people in the

gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up

and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a guide dog for

the blind! Even worse, the pilot was wearing sunglasses

!People scattered. They not only

tried to change planes, but they were trying to change

airlines! True story..... Have a great day and remember.... THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR ..A

DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY

WASTED!!!"In a time of universal

deceit, telling the truth becomes an act of rebellion."

- George Orwell