She's Been Told
A minister, visiting a family's home near Christmas time, sees a beautiful Nativity set. He asks an adorable tot, "Do you know what this is?" She replies, "Yes, it's breakable."
It's Science!
Research has determined that the shelf life of fruitcake is longer than that of the shelf.
Christmas Quotations
- When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things — not the great occasions —give off the greatest glow of happiness. — Bob Hope
- Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. — Johnny Carson
- The only real blind person at Christmas-time is he who has not Christmas in his heart. — Helen Keller
- There has been only one Christmas — the rest are anniversaries. — W.J. Cameron
- Celebrating Christmas without Christ is like celebrating George Washington's birthday without mentioning the first president. — James N. Watkins
Point To Ponder
"A thousand times in history a baby has become a king, but only once in history did a King become a baby." (Author unknown)
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