A LITTLE MORE HUMOR

Jumping To Conclusions 

I volunteered recently to perform a parachute jump for charity. On our first day of training, the instructor made an important point about preparing for landing at 300 feet. "How do you know when you're at 300 feet?" asked one woman. "A good question," replied the instructor. "At 300 feet you can recognize the faces of people on the ground." The woman thought about this for awhile before saying, "What happens if there's no one there I know?" 

Seenagers 

I just discovered my age group! I am a "Seenager" (senior teenager). I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50-60 years later. 

• I don't have to go to school or work
• I get an allowance every month.
• I have my own pad.
• I don't have a curfew.
• I have a driver's license and my own car.
• The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant. In fact, they aren't scared much of anything. They have been blessed to live this long, so why be scared?
• And I don't have acne.

Life is Good!   Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager. Here's why... 

• Brains of older people are slow because they know so much. People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains. Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear. 
• Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for. It is NOT a memory problem, it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.