LET'S HAVE A LAUGH OR TWO

Age-Adjusted Classic Pop Hits 

• Herman's Hermits — Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
• The Bee Gees — How Can You Mend a Broken Hip
• Bobby Darin — Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash
• Roberta Flack — The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
• Johnny Nash — I Can't See Clearly Now
• Marvin Gaye — Heard it Through the Grape Nuts
• Leo Sayer — You Make Me Feel Like Napping
• Tony Orlando — Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
• Helen Reddy — I am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Field Trip? 

A junior-high student was studying astronomy and enjoying it greatly. One morning at breakfast she mentioned, "On Friday we're having a quiz on the moon." Her little brother piped up: "Are you gonna let her go, Mom?" 

Bumper Stickers 

• It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
• This is not an abandoned vehicle.
• It's as bad as you think and, yes, they are out to get you.
• I is a college student.
• The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.
• I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
• If money could talk, it would say goodbye.
• No radio. Already stolen.
• If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!
• Car will explode upon impact
• CAUTION : Driver Singing

Right On Time 

The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way with just a warning. 

Point To Ponder 

A dollar may not go as far as it used to. But what it lacks in distance, it makes up for in speed.