So Good They're Bad Puns

Bad Puns

I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waist of time.

Q. What do you call it when you have your mom's mom on speed dial?
A. Instagram.

Q. What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that gets right up in your face?
A. Too close for comfort food.

Q. How do you keep intruders out of a castle made of cheese?
A. Moatzarella.

Q. Which thrill ride does a wine glass love to go on the most?
A. A coaster!
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Q. What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the race?
A. Wow, I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.