Funny Stories
These hilarious true tales will have you laughing for days.
From https://www.rd.com/jokes/funny-stories/
Sunday Best
On Easter one year, I got to see my 5-year-old granddaughter, Julia. I wore my best suit for the holiday.
Julia said, “Grandpa, you look so handsome today. Did you take a shower?”
The Right to Remain Silent
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
Typecasting
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?Because he was outstanding in his field.
I Quit!
Why did the can-crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda-pressing.
Just the Wurst
I hate jokes about German sausage.
They're the wurst.
Seeing Purple
I've just been diagnosed as color blind.
I know, it really came out of the purple.
Cheese Fire
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
That's Egg-cellent!
Q: Why is it forbidden to tell a joke to your Easter eggs?
A: You wouldn't want to crack them up.
Breakfast of Champions
Q: Where does Easter Bunny eat breakfast?
A: IHOP
I hate jokes about German sausage.
They're the wurst.
Seeing Purple
I've just been diagnosed as color blind.
I know, it really came out of the purple.
Cheese Fire
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
That's Egg-cellent!
Q: Why is it forbidden to tell a joke to your Easter eggs?
A: You wouldn't want to crack them up.
Breakfast of Champions
Q: Where does Easter Bunny eat breakfast?
A: IHOP
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