Friday, May 19, 2017

GETTING RID OF THE SQUIRRELS

 Solving the Squirrel Problem 
 There were four churches and a synagogue in a small town: a Presbyterian church, a Baptist church,
a Methodist church, a Catholic church, and a Jewish synagogue. Each church and the synagogue had a problem with squirrels.
 
The Presbyterian church  called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrels.
After much prayer and consideration, they concluded the squirrels were predestined to be there
and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.
 
At the Baptist church  the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. 
The deacons met and decided to put a water slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves.
The squirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim 
so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.
 
The Methodist church  decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures.
So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist Church . 
Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water slide.
 
But the Catholic Church  came up with a very creative strategy. 
They baptized all the squirrels and consecrated them as members of the church. 
Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.
 
Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue
they took the first squirrel and circumcised him.
They haven't seen a squirrel since.

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