"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."
Shorts
- Is it wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly?
- Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?
- Everybody talks about apathy, but no one does anything about it.
Signs of the Times
- On the desk of a kindergarten teacher: "THINK SMALL"
- Pawnshop sign: "Please See Me At Your Earliest Inconvenience."
- Sign in Office: "The easiest way to make ends meet is to get off your own."
- Sign at butcher shop: "Honest scales — No Two Weighs About It."
- Sign by stuffed fish on wall: "If I had kept my mouth shut I wouldn't be here."
- Sign on travel agency window: "Please Go Away!"
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