OLDIE THOUGHTS …s
1. My goal for 2016
was to lose just 10 pounds … only 15 to go.
...
2. Ate salad for
dinner …Mostly croutons & tomatoes ... Really just
one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce ... And
cheese.
FINE, it was a pizza... I ate a pizza.
3. How to prepare
Tofu:
a. Throw
it in the trash.
b. Grill
some meat.
4. I just did a
week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web
...
5. I don't mean
to brag but… I finished my 4-day diet food in 3 hours
and 20 minutes.
6. A recent study
has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer
than men who mention it...
7. Kids today
don't know how easy they have it... when I was young, I
had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV
channel...
8. Senility has
been a smooth transition for me...
9. Remember back
when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they
closed school? Me neither.
10. I may not be
that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented
… I forgot where I was going with this!
11. I
love being over 60 … I
learn something new every day … and forget 5.
12. A thief broke
into my house last night…He started searching for
money…so I woke up and searched with
him!
13. I think
I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my
forehead and call it a day...
14. "Just
remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up
speed."
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