HOW DO YOU MEASURE REAL SUCCESS

THE JEWISH QUARTERBACK

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The

only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had
scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European
leagues, but he couldn't find a super athlete who could
ensure a Super Bowl win.

Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in the West

Bank . In one corner of the background, he spotted a young
Israeli soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand
grenade straight into a 15th story window 100yards
away.

KABOOM!

He threw another hand grenade 75 yards away, right into a

chimney.

KA-BLOOEY!

Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.

BULLS-EYE!

"I've got to get this guy!” the coach said to himself. "He has the perfect

arm!"

So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of

football. And the Bears go on to win the Super
Bowl

The young man is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the

coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to

call his mother.

"Mom,"he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl !"

"I don't want to talk to you", the old woman

says."You are not my son!"

"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man

pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in
the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring
fans."

"No!  Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this

very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The
neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were
beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have
to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get
raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully
says,..........
"I will never forgive you for making us move to
Chicago!"