Thursday, December 21, 2017

A FEW CHRISTMAS LAUGHS

The Shepherd
The Sunday School teacher looked at the little boy's artful drawing of a manger scene. But then she spotted a large dog there among the animals. The teacher looked puzzled and asked the boy about it. "Oh," said the child, "That's a German Shepherd."

Toys For Boys

Darren remembers accompanying his father out shopping in the toy department one Christmas eve. Dad said, "What a marvelous train set. I'll buy it." The girl behind the counter looked pleased and said, "Great! I'm sure your son will really love it." Dad thought about it and replied, "Maybe you're right. In that case I'll take two."

Briefly

Research has determined that the shelf life of Christmas fruitcake is longer than that of the shelf.

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