Quick, Funny Jokes!
Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: Because he felt crummy
Q: Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?
A: Because he wanted to see time fly!
Q: What did the policeman say to his belly button?
A: You're under a vest!
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta
Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: You look flushed
Q: Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
A: Because people are dying to get in!
Q: Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?
A: Because he was a little shellfish
Q: What lights up a soccer stadium?
A: A soccer match
Q: Why was the baby strawberry crying?
A: Because his mom and dad were in a jam.
Q: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
A: Because it's pointless.
Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A: He wanted cold hard cash!
Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck
Q: Why did the barber win the race?
A: Because he took a short cut.
Q: What do call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho Cheese
Q: What do you call four bullfighters standing in quicksand?
A: Quattro Sinko
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it!
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer!
Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A: A waist of time
Q: What do you call bears with no ears?
A: B
Q: Where do pencils go for vacation?
A: Pencil-vania
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing himself a lullaby?
A: He was a little hoarse
Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
A: Odor in the court.
Q: Where do snowmen keep their money?
A: In snow banks!
Q: What is the best day to go to the beach?
A: Sunday, of course!
Q: How do hens cheer for their team?
A: They egg them on!
Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
A: Supplies
Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.
Q: What bow can't be tied?
A: A rainbow!
Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
A: Spring time
Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red Paint
Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Q: Why did the birdie go to the hospital?
A: To get a tweetment
Q: What has one head, one foot and four legs?
A: A Bed
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