Saturday, November 12, 2016

A FEW MORE THING TO LAUGH ABOUT

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not Me!
I want people to know why I look this way.
I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paid.
 
One of the many things that no one tell you about aging is
that it is such a nice change from being young.
 
First you forger names, then you forget faces.
Then you forget to pull up your zipper.
It’s worse when you forget to pull it down.
 
An old man was on the operation table awaiting surgery and
he had insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, do the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak
to his son.
“Yes Dad, what is it?”
“Don’t be nervous, Son; do your best and just remember, if
it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me, your mother
is going to come and live with you and your wife.”

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