A LITTLE HUMOR MIXED WITH SOME THANKFULLNESS

An Ode To Thanksgiving 
May your stuffing be tasty. 
May your turkey be plump, 
May your potatoes and gravy 
Have nary a lump. 
May your yams be delicious 
And your pies take the prize, 
And may your Thanksgiving dinner 
Stay off your thighs! 

How To Observe Thanksgiving 

1. Count your blessings instead of your crosses.
2. Count your gains instead of your losses.
3. Count your joys instead of your woes.
4. Count your friends instead of your foes.
5. Count your smiles instead of your tears.
6. Count your courage instead of your fears.
7. Count your full years instead of your lean.
8. Count your kind deeds instead of your mean.
9. Count your health instead of your wealth.
10. Count on God instead of yourself.

Turkey Q&A 

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?  The outside. 

Be Thankful... 

• Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire. If you did, what would there be to look forward to?
• Be thankful when you don't know something, for it gives you the opportunity to learn.
• Be thankful for the difficult times. During those times you grow.
• Be thankful for your limitations, because they give you opportunities for improvement.
• Be thankful for each new challenge, because it will build your strength and character.
• Be thankful for your mistakes. They will teach you valuable lessons.
• Be thankful when you're tired and weary, because it means you've made a difference.
• It's easy to be thankful for the good things. A life of rich fulfillment comes to those who are also thankful for the setbacks.
• Gratitude can turn a negative into a positive. Find a way to be thankful for your troubles, and they can become your blessings.